BREAKING NEWS!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen we have some very important and exciting news today at the office. First off I would like to thank all the employees who have endured the long hours and demonstrated extreme patience to make this happen- Sorry, im rambling!
Let me just get to the great news.

Later next month we will be offering your very own "Creep in a box" as part of our new MRHRP Gift line. Thats right available on the website for only 36$ a month (plus food) you can have your very own creep delivered to your front door. Take a look at the protocol above and you will be very excited. For questions regarding pre-books please conact brayden@gofuckyourself.net