BREAKING NEWS!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen we have some very important and exciting news today at the office. First off I would like to thank all the employees who have endured the long hours and demonstrated extreme patience to make this happen- Sorry, im rambling!
Let me just get to the great news.

Later next month we will be offering your very own "Creep in a box" as part of our new MRHRP Gift line. Thats right available on the website for only 36$ a month (plus food) you can have your very own creep delivered to your front door. Take a look at the protocol above and you will be very excited. For questions regarding pre-books please conact brayden@gofuckyourself.net

Finally

A few of the MRHRP internet receptors have been down for the past week and have subsequently left us severely in the dark here at MRhRP headquarters.


luckily our tech deptartment was tipped off to the very nice people over a this website

MRHRP has teemed up with Revivogen, a top leader in the hair loss field, to make this educational video. Please enjoy.

Day 12

As days turn to weeks here at mrhrp, we are very busy running routine tests and studying the scalpal region every day. It looks we have hair growth at just under 1mm every three days. We are hoping to see that number rise in the next few weeks as the weather becomes more sustainable. The follicles can bask in the sun in its natural state.

We have again created this fairly simple diagram of new hair finding's during the past week.

The red arrows will guide you to new hair growth and The rainbows indicate where hair seems to be having key problems and where we will be studying more closely over the course of the night.

choking on hair

creepy marshall promo video #1

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please? come on.

Nearing the end of week one.

Here our highly trained MRHRP hair specialists have created this in depth diagram of where hair seems to be sprouting most abundantly. As you can see the top of the skull area has not yet flourished, and we are hoping the area will stay that way. Also you will notice the facial area is covered with patches of new growth as well. We are not quite sure what is happening here but will continue to follow up on this exicting new discovery this weekend.

Three days in...

We apologize for the delay on first days coverage. Our MRHRP reporters have been working tirelessly in the field and after some intense Pre-bet issues Marshall "Stacks" Reid has decided to accept the checks and take on the bet. In the the past few days his scalp is producing hair and he looks like an ass.

Tune in Monday morning for video coverage and up to the minute hair growth, If you see Marshall feel free to inspect the scalp for yourself and remove anything obstructing his dome region.

-MRHRP